Scarlett Johansson: Keep your day job.

Nothing against Ms. Johansson - she's an OK actress; unarguably pleasant to look at; and mighty ambitious (not to mention displaying extremely good taste) with her stab at the untouchable Tom Waits canon for her debut album. But homegirl's voice comes off like a flat, femme-bot Sinead O'Connor. I'll say no more and let you judge her first single, "Falling Down," for yourself: